Blame Canada

Or simply blame Tucker Carlson.

Well the Conservative pundit has reached a new low, not only denouncing Canada, but also taking a poke at those who are mentally handicapped. His behaviour makes Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly look fit to host a film premiere for Michael Moore.

Well if there is anything that is destroying America it is the grab for ratings, and us Canadians are the same. It would send the viewing audience to sleep if CNN had Alan Greenspan on to discuss the merits of free enterprise. This is why Americans have Anne Coulter, Bill O’Reilly and Tucker Carlson. In Canada we have Ezra Levant and Tim Powers who are far from the top of the hierarchy of the parties they routinely endorse, but whenever the Canadian media needs a comment from that camp, they turn to them.

Why is this the case? This is true because it is highly likely they will say something outrageous, or controversial. So basically Canada is to blame for the “New Right” in America. We began this trend a long time ago, and the now our neighbours to the south have followed our lead by giving air time to loose cannons who came to represent a certain constituency. For years Canadians have given the podium to off beat characters. Liberal bias? Perhaps, but you can blame Canada for that as well.

Come on Beer Drinkers

If anyone has not visited Rick Mercer's blog at http://rickmercer.blogspot.com/, I suggest they do. He has created an online petition www.beernotkids.com, in response to the Pro-conservative www.kidsnotbeer.com.

It is in no way anti-children, it just stands up for the rights of those who like to bend their elbow now and again.

The NDP is not perfect in this department either. When he was Ontario NDP leader, Bob Rae threatened to withdraw his party's support from then Ontario Premier, David Peterson, if he made the purchasing of beer available in corner stores. Ontario to this day is the most beer repressed jurisdiction next to Utah. "How come Brewer's Retail never has a sale, eh?" (Dave and Doug Mackenzie)

We have a battle on our hands. As this morning beernotchildren has a slim three digit lead over kidsnotbeer. Stand up for the rights of those who choose to sip, down, chug and shotgun a couple of cold ones.

It's the Canadian Way!

Don't let this Happen

Top ten things Harper will do as Prime Minister.

10. He will invoke the War Measures Act to protect the traditional definition of marriage.

9. Award every member of the “Trailer Park Boys” the Order of Canada.

8. He will make the film “Strange Brew” public domain.

7. He will turn Rideau Hall into NRA Headquarters North.

6. Award honorary Canadian Citizenship to the entire Osmond family.

5. He will redesign the Canadian flag with a picture of Alberta with fire walls around it.

4. Pass strict rules regarding the appointment of television hosts. No more Mulroney children.

3. Appoint the “Canadian Tire Guy” Consul General to Texas.


2. Merge all the Maritimes into one province and call it “Upper Defeatist Land”.


1. He will send Canadian troops to Vietnam.

Do they know it's Christmas

Perhaps Bob Geldof could put together a compilation for Canadians who have listen to the nausating drone that is an election campaign.

It's Christmas time, there is no need for an eleciton, we let it all and we accept our shame.

But in our world of a minority there is a need to for oportunism.

But say a prayer for the volunteers, who are out in the cold not having fun.

There's a world outside our window, and it's world full tragedy, where the only tears are flowing are that of the NDP.

And the doorbells are ringing with the chimes of doom, well tonight the G.S.T. is going down by two.

There won't be an election in Africa this Christmas, if they're smart they have fixed dates.

Slam the door! Let them know it's Christmas time!!