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Top ten things Harper will do as Prime Minister.

10. He will invoke the War Measures Act to protect the traditional definition of marriage.

9. Award every member of the “Trailer Park Boys” the Order of Canada.

8. He will make the film “Strange Brew” public domain.

7. He will turn Rideau Hall into NRA Headquarters North.

6. Award honorary Canadian Citizenship to the entire Osmond family.

5. He will redesign the Canadian flag with a picture of Alberta with fire walls around it.

4. Pass strict rules regarding the appointment of television hosts. No more Mulroney children.

3. Appoint the “Canadian Tire Guy” Consul General to Texas.


2. Merge all the Maritimes into one province and call it “Upper Defeatist Land”.


1. He will send Canadian troops to Vietnam.