If Harper were a pro wrestler, he would be Adrian Adonis.

If you were going to compare Stephen Harper to a
pro wrestler, you would compare him not to Black Jack Mulligan or
Cowboy Bob Orton, you would compare him to the effeminate, overweight diva, the late great Adrian Adonis.

Of course you wouldn't compare him to the Adrian Adonis who was a hard nose grappler who teamed up with future governor Jesse Venture in the early 80's, but the georgeous George tribute that Gen Xers will all remember from our Saturday morning wrestling cards.

Adonis in his prime, and Harper now, have three things in common;

1. They both like to wear makeup, and also you can put make up on both of them and they still look like men.

2. They are both a little pudgy.

3. They both walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.